Personality Type Analyst Gifts

Types of people who live in my house

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

British Prime Minister

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Listen, Geoffrey ...I know you're a clinical psychologist, but I DON'T have A.D.D. ! You're just incredibly boring.'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"It's just the boss building consensus."

If you were an iceberg...

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Three popular executive swivel styles, and what they mean.

Some Friends From Work

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

H. J. Eysenck

Film critic critics

What your coffee drink of choice says about you...

"Would you describe yourself as a bold character?"

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

"Your life's story lacks a protagonist."

"I can't tell if I'm being overly sensitive or you're being a cold, controlling, maniacal jerk."

I never realised that my personality had a 2 for 1 split.

Personality Test - No Result

"Hold on ... I just felt it defy authority."

'Honestly...All I said was that he could be a little autocratic at times..'

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

'Your problem, Mr.Fitzhue, is that you're a type-A personality in a model-T body.'

'I have a strong sense of right and wrong, but I'm hoping to overcome it.'

'Sometimes she's like a wave, sometimes she's like a particle.'

Fellow Man

Double personality

'I couldn't put it down.'

"Stop beating yourself up, Larry! You're not just mildly unpleasant! You're truly abominable. Don't let anyone tell you different!"

"I've always felt I was a Taurus trapped in a Libra's body."