Personal Trainers T-Shirts

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Portrait of a Lady"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Any questions?"

Be Healthy

Muscles

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Powerful Love.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."