Personal Trainers Mugs

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Be Healthy

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Any questions?"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."