Physical Fitness Trainer Mugs

Course of Training for Rugger Novices

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Powerful Love.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.