Fitness Trainers Mugs

Rodney kicked off his fitness regime by buying a heavier remote control...this was not enough.

Muscle Music.

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

Treadmill prototype

'General, I'm prescribing joint military exercises - yoga.'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

'I exercise to stay healthy so I can keep working to pay for health insurance until I drop dead.'

"Reinvesting all profits from this gym into a string of donut shops is job security."

Doping

"None of them could run, so we've introduced 'rolling' instead."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Muscles