Sports Trainers Mugs

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Any questions?"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Powerful Love.

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Football

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

Perils of the double play.

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."