Fitness Coach Mugs

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Part of the company's new fitness progress, I presume.

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

'You need to walk more.'

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

'Come on you fat sweaty useless ugly slob!!...Get those flabby white legs moving!!'

'Great, David! But think what you could do with a personal trainer!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'Whoa... Dude! You've been pumping iron!

The trim reaper

Work Out.

"Whatever."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."

'Whoa,,, Ned hired a personal trainer for his personal trainer,'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

"I guess now would be as good a time as any to talk about balance."

"Don't swallow them. Just spill them on the floor, three times a day, and pick them up one at a time."

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"Nice abs."

'That's not what I had in mind when I asked for some encouragement!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'He motivates me to go on running and I'm happy to lose weight... If only I'd find a way to stop him!'

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Yoga.

Graduating Zumba Cum Laude

Working out in the gym,

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

Important Muscles.

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

Built and Built without a permit.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'