Fur Fitness Coach Mugs

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Powerful Love.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

The rock caricature

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Exercise Class

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.