Fitness Coach Pillows

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

Part of the company's new fitness progress, I presume.

Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.

'You need to walk more.'

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

'Come on you fat sweaty useless ugly slob!!...Get those flabby white legs moving!!'

'Great, David! But think what you could do with a personal trainer!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'Whoa... Dude! You've been pumping iron!

Work Out.

"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."

'Whoa,,, Ned hired a personal trainer for his personal trainer,'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"Whatever."

The trim reaper

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'That's not what I had in mind when I asked for some encouragement!'

"Nice abs."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"Don't swallow them. Just spill them on the floor, three times a day, and pick them up one at a time."

To warm up touch your toes twenty times. No way! My cap will fall off!

'I'm going to suggest increasing your level of activity.'

"If you're looking to strengthen your core, Kevin here's your guy."

Important Muscles.

Get a life

Mr Muscles competition

'You mean that carrying around this heavy weight belly 24 hours a day isn't enoght exercise, doc?!'

Yoga.

Holding Yoga Book With Feet.

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"Where do you see your triceps in five years?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Personal Trainer to the Stars

"Breathe in!"