Exercise Coaches Pillows

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Yoga.

Dog stretching before a walk.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Exercise now!

The trim reaper

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Hey, wait for me!'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

Exercise Bars

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"What do you mean it's not 'Thong Thursday?'"

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'