Exercise Instructor Pillows

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

"1 cookie, 2 donuts, 3 cupcakes, 4..."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Running

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Exercise Class

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.