Fitness Instructors Pillows

"To maximize your wellness, we're going to work out for two hours every day!"

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Be Healthy

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Powerful Love.

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.