Fitness Trainer Pillows

"Of course, this neck stretch should be attempted only by advanced students."

"Gruelling as this is, it's not a total-body workout."

"You wear it on your wrist and it hacks - I mean, tracks - all your personal data."

Aquarobics.

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

'You're very tense today.'

'That's our most effective weight-loss patch.'

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

'That old 'diet and exercise scam' again!'

This is Dr. Thompson - He'll be making you fit into your suit today.

'Lose some weight before you go flying again. Or at least get a bigger cape.'

"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."

'I did a push-up once - It didn't do me any good at ALL!'

The Three Graces

"I do exercise, stretching exercises. Got the stretch marks to prove it."

'...and let's get one thing straight. This ain't no yoga class for wimps.'

'Diet? Exercise... can't you just operate?'

All things previously thought to be good for us are in fact harmful to our health.

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

Aerobics Class.

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

Due to the space-age materials used in making this model, this one collects less dust than other exercise equipment.

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

"You have two choices, one hour of exercising every day or 24 hours of being dead every day."

'Warranty? It depends. Will you be using it for exercise or to hang your clothes on?'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Nothin' like Olympic athletes to remind us all that a year of sporadic Zoom workouts ain't quite the achievement we thought it was."

Grasshopper Boot Camp: 'When I say 'jump' you jump!'

"Give it a minute. They're even better warmed up."

'Try to get less exercise.'

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

Weightlifter

John wondered if being carbon neutral was such a good idea...

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'