Physical Fitness Trainer Pillows

Course of Training for Rugger Novices

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Be Healthy

Muscles

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Powerful Love.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'