Fitness Coaches Pillows

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Good game."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Powerful Love.

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"We're exclusively delts."

Exercise Class

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Yoga.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'