Gym Instructors Pillows

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Dog yoga

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Muscles

Be Healthy

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Knight Golfing

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

I think you're ace

"We're exclusively delts."

Exercise Class

Unguided imagery

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!