Gym Instructors Gifts

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

Dog yoga

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

Be Healthy

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Unguided imagery

I think you're ace

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Exercise Class

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."