Gym Coach Gifts

"Pick up the pace! Hunting season is two weeks away!"

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Pupil in gym class being sawn out of climbing frame.

'Breath in,Miss Benson...breath in!'

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Exercise Class

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Yoga.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Exercise now!

Dog stretching before a walk.

The trim reaper

'Fitness guru.'