Gym Coach Gifts

"Pick up the pace! Hunting season is two weeks away!"

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Pupil in gym class being sawn out of climbing frame.

'Breath in,Miss Benson...breath in!'

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Muscles

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Exercise Class

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

The rock caricature

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Yoga.

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Dog stretching before a walk.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"