Gym Teacher Gifts

'Ok, now everyone jump up and touch the ceiling 100 times with the palms of your hands...'

'I'd like to participate in gym class, but I'm afraid I'll get overheated and contribute to the global warming problem.'

'We don't do ropes anymore -- it's another sign of climb it change.'

Fencing Lessons

Ironically, young Charles Darwin fails gym.

Physical Education.

'Eyeballing isn't an exercise!'

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I got it from the phys ed teacher. It's a wonderful teaching tool."

"A parent's note excusing you from gym is sufficient, Billy...you didn't need legal representation!"

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

"Now, Chalmers, imagine you're a particle whizzing round the Hadron Collider..."

"Miss, is this why they call it a try?"

"Take it easy on the stretching exercises."

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

'How long until we get funding for the new gym?'

Department of Physical Education.

"Sit still why I explain why exercise is important."

'Sorry... didn't get a chance to change after taking sports.'

Before he was king, Sisyphus was a gym teacher

Teacher to student: 'I'm a phys ed teacher, not an aerobics instructor, Sally.'

Sisyphus pushing a huge basketball up the hill

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

'Nice try, Matteson.'

'The egg and spoon was a DISASTER they eat ALL the eggs!'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Dog yoga

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Yoga for Alcoholics