Gym Master Gifts

'Fitness guru.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Bench Press Accident

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We're exclusively delts."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Exercise Class