Yoga Master Gifts

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Dog yoga

Yoga for Alcoholics

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Be Healthy

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Unguided imagery

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

My God, I need to fart.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

Meditation

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Food deliverer's baby.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"How long were you in that headstand?"