Yoga Practitioner Gifts

"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'

Scheduel.

Where your mind & battle are los

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Dog yoga

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Be Healthy

Romantic Giraffes

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Unguided imagery

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Meditation

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."