Yoga Practitioner Gifts

"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'

Scheduel.

Where your mind & battle are los

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Dog yoga

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Yoga for Alcoholics

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Romantic Giraffes

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Be Healthy

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Yoga classes door.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Unguided imagery

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

My God, I need to fart.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

So … you do a lot of yoga?

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.