Practicing Yogis Gifts

As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

My God, I need to fart.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'Fitness guru.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"It is my place!"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Yoga To-Do

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."