Yoga Devotees Gifts

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Overjumpers

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Yoga classes door.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"It is my place!"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Dummies Books.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Tree Pose To Support

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!