Yoga Aficionado Gifts

"This pose is excellent preparation for all those times when you have to stand on one foot with your arms above your head."

Lesser Known Movements In The Building Trade.

Possible explanation for the tangled headphones

"Honestly, why can't you just stretch like other dogs?"

'I see you've take up yogurt.'

"I never did much yoga, but this corpse pose feels great!"

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"Wise yogi, when I can't find my elephant anymore, is it time to clean up the house?"

Yogic Flying School

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"It is my place!"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Yoga To-Do

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."