Yoga Devotee Gifts

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

Choose your method of self care...

"I'd love to come to your Laughter Workshop, but it clashes with my Weeping Therapy."

"I miss real mountains."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"You may hear a few wise cracks."

"How come you ignore me all day... until I start doing yoga?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Overjumpers

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga classes door.

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Yoga.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'Fitness guru.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"It is my place!"

Dummies Books.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Tree Pose To Support