Yoga Devotee Pillows

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

"I miss real mountains."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"How come you ignore me all day... until I start doing yoga?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Overjumpers

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"It is my place!"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'