Yoga Enthusiast Pillows

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

"Of course, this neck stretch should be attempted only by advanced students."

Yoga feasibility studies.

'Pilates. Yoga. Maybe a new strain of tai chi. Whatever! We've got to end it before the entire herd is infected.'

"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

Burned out doctor has a 'break glass in case of burnout' kit in her office.

"I find the yoga helps me to be more irritating."

Yoga Emergency.

"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."

Having everyone do an hour of yoga in the office seemed like a good idea on paper.

'Shut up bitch, I'm trying to find my inner calm.'

'Today we're going to learn how to take our foot out of our mouth.'

Don't laugh. Meat and milk production is up 50%.

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

'I had to stop Yoga and Meditation: I was getting less and less aggressive...'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

"Thanks to yoga, mom no long jumps to conclusions. She gently stretches."

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

'Hey there, it's Yoga Bear!'

Patron entering 'School of Yoga' sees snowman standing on head.

"I was gonna try yoga, but I don't actually bend so that's not going to work."

"Showoff"

"Why so downward facing, dog?"

"Let me touch them for you, son."

'I'm really stressd. My therapist thinks it's caused by too much power yoga.'

"I just found an Eastern philosophy that's very accepting of S.U.Vs."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'Grandmas just ain't what they used to be.'

80% of donuts enrolled in yoga classes never return after the first session. 'The first step is finding your inner self.'

A yoga man in knots being stretchered to hospital

Yoga through the Years

'Hot Yoga' and 'Goat Yoga' may be popular on their own, but Lorraine discovered that 'Hot Goat Yoga' was just disgusting.

Pontius pilates

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"That's Irv. Took a yoga class, emptied his mind, and never refilled it."