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1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

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"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'Fitness guru.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"It is my place!"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

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Cheerleaders

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

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