Yoga Devotees T-Shirts

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Overjumpers

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

My God, I need to fart.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'Fitness guru.'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"It is my place!"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

Yoga To-Do

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."