Aspiring Yogis Gifts

Upside down sign offers Yoga Classes.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Yoga.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'Fitness guru.'

"It is my place!"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Dummies Books.

Yoga To-Do

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

Tree Pose To Support

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

Birthing Ball

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

Banana Yoga

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

Yoga Sequence to Avoid