Aspiring Yogis T-Shirts

Upside down sign offers Yoga Classes.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga.

"Showoff"

New Age Store.

'Fitness guru.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"It is my place!"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Yoga To-Do

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

Yoga Sequence to Avoid

Tonight: Al Hari Kish, leading yoga expert, speaks on 'this topsy-turvy world'

Birthing Ball

Banana Yoga

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"