Young Yogi T-Shirts

'I have an idea.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga for Alcoholics

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Yoga with Baby

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

Tangled facing dog...

"Thank you."

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Downward Dog

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

Pot Needles

I love Yoga

Yoga teacher vs me

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."