Baby Yogi T-Shirts

"Downward Drool" is ok, but if you want something challenging, try "forward-facing full diaper."

Yoga classes door.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

Yoga with Baby

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

Tangled facing dog...

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

'Thanks to your Yoga classes, my usual state of catatonic stupor is easily mistaken for deep deliberation.'

"Here goes nothing."

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

"Is there anything I should avoid after childbirth?"

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Pot Needles

Meditation for dogs

Woman does yoga with a baby.

Cat Yoga

"Come on! You’ve done the whole ‘be one with the universe’ thing … be one with the Scotch."