Mommy Yogi T-Shirts

Woman does yoga with a baby.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga classes door.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

'It's no problem, Mom. Samantha just likes to check on my table manners.'

Yoga with Baby

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'Shall I be Motherhood?'

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"Right kids, there's no camp and no vacation, but Mommy and I are super excited to make this summer our best ever!"

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'You act surprised.'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

Tangled facing dog...

"Mom's left her phone here. We'll have to walk to the kitchen to tell her to get us dinner."

'Thanks to your Yoga classes, my usual state of catatonic stupor is easily mistaken for deep deliberation.'

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

"Here goes nothing."

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"Now that Ella's turning two, I'd like to transition to being a stay-at-work mom."

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

www.meditation.commm

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

Easter egg yoga

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

'She ate it. I guess love does conquer all.'