Tiny Yogi T-Shirts

'First, you must empty your mind...'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Yoga with Baby

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

Namastayyy

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

Think/Don't Think

"Here goes nothing."

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

Pot Needles

Downward Dog

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

Woman does yoga with a baby.

Santa Yoga

Meditating on Cacti

"Come on! You’ve done the whole ‘be one with the universe’ thing … be one with the Scotch."

Cat Yoga

"I want you to find your centre."