Tiny Yogi Pillows

'First, you must empty your mind...'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

Yoga with Baby

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Think/Don't Think

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Pot Needles

Downward Dog

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

Woman does yoga with a baby.

Santa Yoga

arrogant child showing off her knowledge of ancient history at a party

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

"I want you to find your centre."

"Come on! You’ve done the whole ‘be one with the universe’ thing … be one with the Scotch."

Cat Yoga