Peaceful Yogi Pillows

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

"I want you to find your centre."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

'At my age, yoga keeps me flexible, so I can still lick myself clean...'

"Mom?"

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

Weathervanes.

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Yoga in Heaven

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

'How's your pilates class doing?'

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

I love Yoga

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

Santa Yoga

Downward spiralling dog.

Have a very calm Christmas

Cat Yoga

Meditating on Cacti

Melting Heart Pose

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

'I have an idea.'

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.