Comedic Yogi Pillows

"Okay....WHOSE NOSE HAIR IS WHISTLING???"

Melting Heart Pose

"Do you guys serve beer?"

My God, I need to fart.

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Yoga in Heaven

"Complaining empowers us."

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

www.meditation.commm

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

Santa Yoga

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

"I stopped going to yoga when they told me I had to turn my phone off."

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

"I want you to find your centre."

Cat Yoga

Meditating on Cacti

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

Today: Hot Yoga.

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

"I say, if you're wearing yoga pants, it counts as a yoga pose.

Rabbit Costume

'He, Bob! Good to hear from you. Last time we talked, you had some sorta yoga injury.'

"I need ideas for my yoga class!"

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

"We're meant to be doing the tree pose."

'Hey, I think Yoga's great, but MUST she do that 'downward facing dog' pose?'