Comedic Yogi Gifts

"Okay....WHOSE NOSE HAIR IS WHISTLING???"

Melting Heart Pose

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga classes door.

My God, I need to fart.

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

Namastayyy

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Yoga in Heaven

"Complaining empowers us."

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

www.meditation.commm

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

'Now relax and imagine your body slowly melting into the ground.'

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

Santa Yoga

"I want you to find your centre."

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

"I stopped going to yoga when they told me I had to turn my phone off."

Meditating on Cacti

Cat Yoga

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

"Say, Clyde. . . is that a . . . a . . . yoga mat?"

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

Rabbit Costume

'He, Bob! Good to hear from you. Last time we talked, you had some sorta yoga injury.'

"I say, if you're wearing yoga pants, it counts as a yoga pose.

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

Today: Hot Yoga.

"I need ideas for my yoga class!"