Heavenly Yogi Gifts

Yoga in Heaven

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Namastayyy

'At my age, yoga keeps me flexible, so I can still lick myself clean...'

"Mom?"

Transcendental Litigation

Weathervanes.

Think/Don't Think

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

"Complaining empowers us."

Yogi Mayor

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

I love Yoga

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

Santa Yoga

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

Melting Heart Pose

Cat Yoga

Downward spiralling dog.

"I want you to find your centre."

Meditating on Cacti

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Chasing a tennis ball is great, but rolling on a tennis ball really gets rid of the muscle knots.

"I stopped going to yoga when they told me I had to turn my phone off."

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

"Oom..."