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Yoga in Heaven

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'At my age, yoga keeps me flexible, so I can still lick myself clean...'

"Mom?"

Transcendental Litigation

Weathervanes.

Think/Don't Think

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

"Complaining empowers us."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

I love Yoga

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.

Santa Yoga

Cat Yoga

Meditating on Cacti

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

"I want you to find your centre."

Downward spiralling dog.

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

"I stopped going to yoga when they told me I had to turn my phone off."

Melting Heart Pose

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

"Oom..."

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"