Bovine Yogi T-Shirts

"Oom..."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Dog yoga

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

Tangled facing dog...

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

Yoga in Heaven

"Business is booming, so yes, you're hired!"

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

Is there life after digestion?

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

Pot Needles

Meditation for dogs

Santa Yoga

The real reason bears lose weight when they hibernate.

Meditating on Cacti

Ruth had never seen Dr. Evans so at sixes and sevens.

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

"Come on! You’ve done the whole ‘be one with the universe’ thing … be one with the Scotch."