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Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Dog yoga

Billy. The Kid.

Romantic Giraffes

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Vincent Van Goat.

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'Excellent napkin.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

Tangled facing dog...

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'He's a goatee herder.'

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

"Business is booming, so yes, you're hired!"

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

I lactate, therefore I am.

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.

'Knocked down twice by the same goat.'