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"Business is booming, so yes, you're hired!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Romantic Giraffes

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'Excellent napkin.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Climbing with a mountain goat.

Yoga for dogs

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

I lactate, therefore I am.

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.

'Knocked down twice by the same goat.'

'Thanks again ol' buddy.'

'I told you not to put goat's cheese on that trap.'