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'That one must be the dominant male'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Satanic ritual adorable baby goats

"I miss real mountains."

A goat-herder notices Satan trying to fit in with a herd of goats and sends him off

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'I told you not to put goat's cheese on that trap.'

The goats stumbled across some magic mushrooms!

As mountain goats, Carl and Maxine had a great view

"I just don't know. . . kids nowadays!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'Excellent napkin.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

'It appears to be a genuine bat-out-of-hell.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Climbing with a mountain goat.

"Business is booming, so yes, you're hired!"

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

'The effects of winter weather on the lambing season has disastrous side effects.'