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Climbing with a mountain goat.

"Don't pick me... don't pick me..."

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'I told you not to keep feeding him tit-bits at base camp !'

"I'd like to buy a scape goat. Maybe two."

"It was ugly, she got custody of the tin cans, chewed tyre and the rusty bike pump... And I got the kids!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Raised by Dogs

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Vincent Van Goat.

I'm sure it's fake.

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'Grrrr....'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

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