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Climbing with a mountain goat.

"Don't pick me... don't pick me..."

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'I told you not to keep feeding him tit-bits at base camp !'

"I'd like to buy a scape goat. Maybe two."

"It was ugly, she got custody of the tin cans, chewed tyre and the rusty bike pump... And I got the kids!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Raised by Dogs

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'Grrrr....'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."