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"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"Bring all the trash cans into my office. It's time for my lunch."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Vincent Van Goat.

Yakety-Yak

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"You can never run too many bone marrow tests."

'Excellent napkin.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

'The baby's just fallen asleep: Don't you dare...'

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

The first Airbender!

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'You and your 'couples only' cruise!'

"Business is booming, so yes, you're hired!"