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"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

"Acrophobia."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"All I see is more trees."

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Mountain Dads

'Excellent napkin.'

Mt. Tushmore

"Emojis fail me."

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."