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Mountain climbing classes has a small rock for beginners.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Billy. The Kid.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Vincent Van Goat.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'Excellent napkin.'

Mount Everest.

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

"Business is booming, so yes, you're hired!"

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

I lactate, therefore I am.

Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.

'Knocked down twice by the same goat.'

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

Billy Goat and the Landlord

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

'Thanks again ol' buddy.'